Years ago, people discovered that lead is bad for you. Really bad. Since then, parents, activists ans environmentalists have spun the substance up into the evil slayer of school children and a silent killer laying in wait on vintage painted walls and water pipes.
So you can imagine my surprise to find that George Lucas is trying to poison me with cup enrobed in lead. The cup was cleverly decorated in an attractive slate grey matte finish and emblazoned with the logo Mr. Lucas' newest cash cow, Lucasfilm Animation. You know I had to buy it when i was at the Ranch. Now I'm afraid to drink out of it because of this... I shit you not.
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